Reformed Loser

I guess I should apologize for that. This photo could be considered Not Safe For Reputation. The reason I put it up there is because I was looking at a local talent agency website today, and I felt like the male model on it looked gay. Said agency represents a friend of mine, and I'll probably be contacting them:

Models: send at least one (1) clear full face headshot without makeup, with hair out of face and one (1) clear full-length body shot wearing a swimsuit or boxers. Please do not send nude photos. You can send composites if you have them, but still send the face and body snapshot. Don't send your portfolio.

Actors: send a monologue on CD along with a black and white headshot and resume.

Voice talent: send CD’s for a review. They should be approximately 2-3 minutes in length and should contain a variety of reads. If you are interested in doing narrations, please include samples on your demo.

Now, I've got plenty of pictures, though none in boxers (and I can't send any from my extensive nude collection). I'll need to record some readings. I've got a microphone, but so far I haven't gotten it to work with Audacity, my audio editor. When I do get it up, what shall I read? I can recreate Andy Griffith. I could do Wodehouse. Come to think of it, that's great! Quality Andy right next to authentic Wodehousian Brit? That'd really show them something, wouldn't it? That's all for now, Sandy and JW are coming over and I've got eggs to swallow.