Reformed Loser

Alright, first of all, today is the 231st birthday of the United States Marine Corps.

Second of all, I tried plugging my microphone into my sound card, which did enable Audacity to hear it, and the playback is clear. Great! With audial visions of Hendriesque hilarity, I pulled out Wodehouse's Four Plays and began reading. I didn't record anything, but I'm pretty sure I sucked. There were two females in the first scene, and my accent probably needs a lot of work.

Third of all, I beat Ultimate Alliance, and though I didn't say it here, I just wanted to beat it so I could put it away and never look at it again. Now that I've beaten it though, I must beat it again. Why? There's several reasons. I've unlocked Colonel Fury, who is cool (he's got a really nifty "power" that involves a submachine gun, and instead of punching downed enemies, he pulls out a pistol and shoots them), I want to look at some of the other characters, I've got a few other things to unlock, and I missed about a third of the admittedly lame story (I played the last third cooperatively, and my partners, Sandy and JW, don't have the same attitude to cutscenes that I do).

I'll be doing another mystery next week. It's called The Haunting I think, and it'll be in Charlotte at some yacht club. Good night.

Edit: I've been meaning to take pictures of some of the lovely ladies of Ingle's Oteen, but I haven't gotten any yet. To make up for it, I took a picture of the lady on the Santitas bag, and felt a little foolish when a shopper looked at me funny.